Techniques for neophallus reconstruction have become increasingly refined, fulfilling more criteria for what is considered to be the ideal penis reconstruction. For both trauma and transgender populations, the radial forearm free flap remains the gold standard, although the pedicled or free anterolateral thigh flap is becoming a favored alternative. Despite the remarkably high rates of sexual activity reported by patients having benefited from these techniques, sexual function remains a significant challenge due to frequent complications including autologous and prosthetic stiffener failure, fistula formation, and inadequate erogenous sensation. Perhaps the ultimate criterion for neophallus reconstruction is one which not only avoids these complications by meeting the immediate goals of a competent neourethra, sensitivity, bulk, and aesthetic form but also successfully combines them into their true overarching function: procreation. In this article, we report the case of a pedicled anterolateral thigh flap neophallus reconstruction which allowed a patient to naturally conceive a child through penetrative intercourse without use of a stiffener, and led to pregnancy and subsequent birth of a baby son. We review the surgical techniques and factors that led to this patient's successful progeny.